IT’S THE WEEKEND!!!! WEEKEND!! weekend! weekend. weekend.
So, you’re probably all iving your lives right now and I’m ok with that. You can’t spend your whole lives waiting for me to tell you about my woooorrl.
But I gotta let you know.. You my worrlll.
Actually, that’s not true, this is just a blog. If yall were my world that would be sad. But it’s a good thing! I hope I’m not your world! Go outside!
I actually still don’t know what to really write about so I think this is just going to be a random blog catching you guys up on my life. I want to make this a points system and call it “The Game” to make everything sound way more intense than it really is. When this blog is over someone should inform the wire so that I can take care of the people who are getting in the way of my hustle.
I’m going to start with ten points.
I had a frightening encounter with a possum. -1 point.
I was leaving the library after a long night of not being able to keep my eyes open, when I say a possum. Possums, to me, are weird and gross; which is why I love watching them!! It was awesome. The possum was walking in that weird limpy, stiff way and I was entertained and disgusted. It was kind of reminiscent of watching the Maury show as a child.
But then, the possum noticed me.
We stared each other down for three seconds, and then the possum started walking towards me, quickly. So I moved to the left ten feet so that it wouldn’t cross my path, but it oriented itself so that it was walking toward me again. I had always thought that possums were blind, but the good news of their sight was overshadowed by the fear that this possum wanted to kill me. So then I tried clapping at it to scare it, but it kept waking over. Maybe they’re deaf? (That would be so sad!)
So after another ten seconds of this, I yelled over to the nearest person that there was a possum walking towards me and that I needed some assistance. You know, just the thing a normal person would do. The guy came over and the possum hid behind some bushes. The guy didn’t understand my struggle, but he was nice about it.
Then the possum booked it over to the garbage and got some dinner.
I started a laundry business! + 500 points. (i am an entrepreneurial genius!)
Yep I did. But then I decided to make it a little less of a business, like, quitting status because……
I found a used condom in someone’s laundry!!! + 500 more pitty points for muhself.
That was yucky. YUCKO.
Fun stuff!!! A bagillion points. BUHGILLION!
Last Friday I had a really nice dinner with my friends, and we cooked! We had garlic and asparagus over pasta and my taste buds were SO HAPPY! Then we all ate a chocolate mousse cake and chilled. So nice.
I also joined the crew team! I can lift heavy things and everyone is really funny and nice. This week is spring training!! GET READY TO ROW SOME BOATS!!
Last Monday my friends Lia and Sylvie from camp visited and IT ROCKED. Sylvie and I walked the streets of New York city, and snuck into a lot of bathrooms in fancy rasturaunts. There’s something about sneaking into bathrooms with one of your best friends that is just really awesome. Then we met up with our other friend, John and ate flaming cheese at this Greek place. I’m talking FIRE! The cheese was fine, the fire was AWESOME.
Other things have happened, but I think I’m going to go work out now and get strong so that I can take care of my animal problems myself.
SIDE NOTE! I live near the scariest dog I ahve ever seen, and I am from a place with some scary dogs. THIS dog is a rottweiler who has taught me that when I am so scared that I lose control of myself, I just scream “oh my god’” over and over and run away. And boy am I fast! I think this is good info to know. Don’t think I can help you in a mortal battle or anything.
This blog is for you mystery rottweiler. See you in my dreams.