30th
GUYS.
TWO BLOGS IN THE SAME WEEKISH!! Productivity!
I am blogging because this is urgent. That is crazy. I needed to tell you guys about the story of my morning.
It began in my sister’s apartment, I made myself breakfast and watched way too much TV. It was really nice, but SO hot because she does not have air conditioning, then I decided to begin the day. Chose to shower later because I am working out at 4:00, made myself look halfway decent, ( Who am I kidding. The homeless guy on Kimball Ave stared me down. I look great.) After going to the other edge of the sidewalk to avoid the homeless man, I thought to myself ‘Ooh! A clover patch! What if there’s a four leaf clover?’ I always think this to myself when I see a clover patch. I never find four leaf clovers; I haven’t found one since I was four years old, and I pressed that one in an old dictionary because it was GIANT and really green and looked like it came straight from Ireland. A leprechaun could’ve pooped it out and handed it to me. I don’t remember though because I was four, and NO I won’t tell you what my wishes were even though I remember one of them because then it won’t come true. But I digress…
TODAY, there was one, and I said, “HOLY SHIT!” and plucked it from the sweet dewy earth.
After that I made my wishes, once again not telling, but they were gooood. Once the wishes were wished I got stressed out about them because I didn’t know if I had wished the right wishes so I put the clover down on a railing in front an apartment building for someone else to find. I couldn’t handle it, but it would make someone else happy.
The decision to leave that clover on the railing was a toughy, but it was time to move on and head to the gym to return my uniform that was two weeks overdue. I thought this wouldn’t be a problem because I had the uniform, I just hadn’t returned it yet.
WRONG WRONG WRONG. EEEAAAHHHRRRHHHH. *sound of the buzzer when you are wrong.*
When I get to the athletic center, Lisa, the princess of the uni’s and master keeper of all athletic equipment informed me that the reason I had been billed three hundred and fifty dollars (I thought it would go away once I returned the uniform.) because they had to place orders to the uniform companies so that they could get the replacements by the fall. Lisa told me to wait in the lobby while she checked to see if maybe she didn’t record my missing uniform, even though she went through all the names twice and placed the order yesterday, and told me she hoped I was lucky. I told her that I found a four leaf clover, and we talked about that for a little bit and then she left to check her computer for my name.
After about five minutes of my standing in the lobby at the counter looking at the wall covered in pictures of very athletic people and trying not to urinate myself our of fear and anger with myself, she came back.
I was the only name she forgot!!!!! Even though I already wished three times!
THE CLOVER STRIKES AGAIN!
Then I bumped into my don, Eduardo, he rocks. I think that was lucky too!
So anyway, then I go on my way to the library to return some books. I was walking by a patch of grass when I saw what? Some clovers. Automatically the thought pops into my head that maybe there could be a four leaf clover in there. I looked for a second, thought, ‘Megan, don’t be stupid. You already found one clover today. You’re going to have to wait another fifteen years before you find another one.’ But then, I took just one more look and there was another four leaf clover. I freaked, and plucked it out of its lush, green land where it always wondered why it always felt that it was different from the others but couldn’t pin point why.
Then I made one wish, turned around and gave it to Lisa because I didn’t want to make any more wishes. They stress me out. She laughed at me but I think she liked it, or now she thinks I’m crazy.
whatever.
